Friday 25 July 2014

Holiday... in... Singapore!

Singapore is a great place to visit during the summer holidays! It is around 30 degrees C and 90 degree F. There are many hotels to stay here like the Grand Hayatt, Gallery Hotel, Carlton Hotel,  Raffles Hotel and the famous Marina Bay Sands hotel! There are many interesting places to visit here like the ArtScience Museum and Vivo city mall! If you type in 'Places to visit in Singapore' in google you will find some nice places too.

Where to go?

The blog has started a new "thing"! If you have holidays going on right now, here are a few places great to visit!

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME, IF YOU GO TO THE PLACES WE HAVE MENTIONED!

Saturday 5 July 2014

Crowing Alarm!


Cockette: Cocka, don't you crow these days?
Cocka: I do. But it's already sun rise by then.
Cockette: Become lazy, have you?
Cocka: No, it is my master who's lazy... he doesn't set the alarm these days!

You said it!

Zheng Mi, a small-time crook, stole a plump goat from Teng Zou farm. The next day when he was standing beside the river when he saw Teng Zou. Oh no! Teng Zou is coming this way. He thought. "Hey, Zheng Mi, Are you waiting for the boat?" Theng Zou called. Due to the noise from the flour mill nearby, Zheng Mi could not hear clearly! He must be suspecting me. He thought. "Goat? What goat? I have not seen your goat." He replied. "I am not talking about my stolen goat?" Teng Zu looked confused and thought What is wrong with him! "Stolen? What do you mean?I have not stolen your goat." Zheng Mi said looking very guilty, that made Teng Zou suspicious. "But, I am talking about riding on the boat." He finally said eyeing him. "Hiding? I am not hiding your goat!" replied Zheng Mi. Soon, Teng Zou put two and two together and found his goat in Zheng Mi's barn. "Hey! Zheng Mi, I found my goat in your barn!" He called. "But, who told you about it?" asked Zheng Mi mystified. "You did!" replied Teng Zou. Before he could run, Zheng Mi got a sound thrashing.

Wrong Track!



Ticket Conductor: May I see your ticket please?
Passenger: Sure
Ticket Conductor: But sir, your ticket is for Delhi, this train is going to Chennai
Passenger:That is the driver's fault... Go tell him, please.

Raghu: Pulling a FAST ONE!

One day-

Father: Raghu! You must not pull the cat's tail.
Raghu: But, I am not pulling it, daddy... 
Father: Telling lies are you?
Raghu: Oh no daddy! I am only holding the cat's tail. It is the cat who is pulling.

Comic of the Day


Friday 4 July 2014

Comic of the Day!


Raghu in the DARK ROOM!

"Raghu, what were you doing inside the room for so long?" Raghu's father asked him surprised to see him exiting from the dark room. "I don't know father!" Raghu replied. "Why don't you know?" asked his father. "Because... it was dark inside the room!" Raghu laughed.

Thursday 3 July 2014

How they communicate...

Cats mew and purr to call their kittens near them. The young ones are blind but can hear the purring. 

The red capped mangabey monkey of Africa communicates with its fellow monkeys by blinking its eyelids in a sort of code.

Male crickets communicate by rubbing their wings. Of course, you cannot make out what the message is unless you are a female cricket!

Daily Comic of Raghu!


Tuesday 1 July 2014

The Lust for Gold


When the roman soldier hankered for more salary, it was not difficult to satisfy, because he received a part of his salary in the form of salt.

The lust for gold is far more difficult to satisfy. For 600 million parts of sea water, there is only one part of gold. The gold reserve, yet to be mined, is estimated to be 41,000 tons.


What next? Man may start producing gold in nuclear reactors from elements like iridium and platinum!

By: Anant Pai and Pradeep Sathe

Daily Comic


Hope you enjoy the comic of the day!


Saturday 21 June 2014

Tinkle Tells You Why

Why do we sneeze when we put something like a string, in our nose?

As you no we breathe air in through or nostrils. In the nose we have hair and mucus to trap any particle which may be present in the air. Sneezing is a reflex action is to dislodge any substance from the nose. When you irritate your nose with a piece of string, a strong exhalation of the air in the form of a sneeze occurs to throwout whatever it is irritating the membrane of the nose.  

Daily Comic



FUNNY, AIN'T?

Wednesday 18 June 2014

This I believe

A bird and even a cat can see far more clearly than a man. The eyesight of an eagle is eight times as keen as that of a man's.

A dog's nose is a "million times" better than a detecting odours than the nose of a man. An Alsatian Dog is believed to have over 200 million cells for smelling, whereas a man has only about 5 million. Again, a dog has far better hearing power than man.

The skin of a fish is very sensitive to the slightest disturbance in the water. The skin of a man is no where as sensitive as this. On the basis of knowledge, gained from such imperfect sense organs, men often say"This is believe; this I don't."

What a growth!

Though the polar bear's cub weighs only about 1/3 KG at the time of birth, it grows to weigh as much as 700 kg. If a human baby, which weighs about 3.5 KG at birth, were to grow in like proportion and adult would weigh 7500 KG. 


If all the descendants of just one pair of mice were to survive and multiply, there would be 2 million of them in 2 years!

But even this fantastic rate of reproduction will seem very small in comparison with the tiny bacteria.
One bacterium may grow into billions in just 24 hours!

Story of 'The Apprentice'


Raghu was looking out for a job. So he went to Haroon, a Blacksmith."Have you ever worked in a Smithy before?" Haroon asked. I better say yes or I won't get a job. Raghu thought. So he said "Er... Yes". Haroon asked another question. "Good! Can you make a hammer?" "Hammer? C...certainly" he replied stammering. "Then make one hammer while I go out to get scrap iron!" Haroon said as he looked around searching for something. Now, what am I going to do? Raghu thought feeling as though he were going to throw up any second. So he decided to take a stroll so he could rest his hair. The he came across something he was waiting to see. "Ah! That hardware store can save the situation!" he said as he came across, indeed a hardware store. He went in and asked for a good quality hammer. "That would be 50 rupees!" the cashier replied handing him a hard cored hammer. Hee-Hee! The job is as good as mine. He thought. And so... "You turned out to be an expert! You are hired." Haroon smiled. Raghu smiled and said Thank You! "Now make fifty more pieces, exactly like this one!" Haroon smiled as his dimples glimmered.

When you are frightened!

Your hair is standing on end when you are frightened is the remains of a reaction to frighten away the enemy.

When you are frightened , your pulse beats fast, more adrenalin is secreted ------------------ TO HELP YOU RUN AWAY OR FIGHT THE ENEMY! IF YOU DO NEITHER, THAT EXTRA ADRENALIN WILL DO YOU NO GOOD!

When your pulse beats fast (because of worry, tension or fright) feel it with your fingers, "WILL" that it should beat slower and slower, and LOW! The pulse rate does return to normal (in most cases)!







Anant Pai o Pradeep Sathe

Daily Comic



Tuesday 17 June 2014

Learn Magic

Flower Shower

Sent by: Ishwar K. Iyer
205-B, Ranjayee, Kastur Park, Borivili (W), Bombay-92

Take a handkerchief and wrap it around a round egg. Then take a hammer and break the egg. After this, fling the handkerchief into the air. Hey Presto! Instead of the sticky, yellow yolk, which people will expect to ooze out of the hanky, they will find colourful flowers falling out. 

Magic Secret:

Take a raw egg and pierce both its ends with pins. Blow from one end until all the yolk comes out from the other. After the shell is dry push small flowers of various colours into the empty egg-shell through the holes. After this, cover the holes with white paper. Your magic egg looks like any other egg. Now you can perform your trick.

DAILY Comic!

                             Here is the Comic of the day!


Monday 16 June 2014

Did you know, rodents...


Lets learn more about

... RODENTS!

Here are 8 FACTS

  1. There are approximately 4,000 species of Rodents around the world.
  2. There are also more than 30 families in the Rodent world.
  3. Mice can jump a vertical distance of 12 inches.
  4. Mice can live up to 18 months, average 1 year.
  5. There are 24 species of hamsters.
  6. Hamsters can grow as large as 13.4 inches.
  7. There are 265 species of squirrels worldwide.
  8. There are 44 species of 'flying squirrels'.

Daily Joke

Hello, and WELCOME! Today's HILARIOUS joke from... SUPPANDI!

Interesting Facts on Tinkle™

About the Editor

This page has loads of information and facts on...

Anant Pai

Mr.Anat Pai has was born on September 17, 1929. He is the founding editor of Tinkle™. He has married Lalita Pai. The depressing thing is that he has died. He died on 2011, 24th February. 






Sunday 15 June 2014

Welcome to Tinkle™ Blog for ALL Fans!

Welcome! This blog is ONLY for us, TINKLE FANS! So, no one will dare to attack us!We will have daily fun! Jokes and Comedy. And some FUN with LEARNING. There will be ALL kinds of quizzes. Some related to Animals, some related to Science. So please make your self at home and read some posts.