Friday, 25 July 2014

Holiday... in... Singapore!

Singapore is a great place to visit during the summer holidays! It is around 30 degrees C and 90 degree F. There are many hotels to stay here like the Grand Hayatt, Gallery Hotel, Carlton Hotel,  Raffles Hotel and the famous Marina Bay Sands hotel! There are many interesting places to visit here like the ArtScience Museum and Vivo city mall! If you type in 'Places to visit in Singapore' in google you will find some nice places too.

Where to go?

The blog has started a new "thing"! If you have holidays going on right now, here are a few places great to visit!

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME, IF YOU GO TO THE PLACES WE HAVE MENTIONED!

Saturday, 5 July 2014

Crowing Alarm!


Cockette: Cocka, don't you crow these days?
Cocka: I do. But it's already sun rise by then.
Cockette: Become lazy, have you?
Cocka: No, it is my master who's lazy... he doesn't set the alarm these days!

You said it!

Zheng Mi, a small-time crook, stole a plump goat from Teng Zou farm. The next day when he was standing beside the river when he saw Teng Zou. Oh no! Teng Zou is coming this way. He thought. "Hey, Zheng Mi, Are you waiting for the boat?" Theng Zou called. Due to the noise from the flour mill nearby, Zheng Mi could not hear clearly! He must be suspecting me. He thought. "Goat? What goat? I have not seen your goat." He replied. "I am not talking about my stolen goat?" Teng Zu looked confused and thought What is wrong with him! "Stolen? What do you mean?I have not stolen your goat." Zheng Mi said looking very guilty, that made Teng Zou suspicious. "But, I am talking about riding on the boat." He finally said eyeing him. "Hiding? I am not hiding your goat!" replied Zheng Mi. Soon, Teng Zou put two and two together and found his goat in Zheng Mi's barn. "Hey! Zheng Mi, I found my goat in your barn!" He called. "But, who told you about it?" asked Zheng Mi mystified. "You did!" replied Teng Zou. Before he could run, Zheng Mi got a sound thrashing.

Wrong Track!



Ticket Conductor: May I see your ticket please?
Passenger: Sure
Ticket Conductor: But sir, your ticket is for Delhi, this train is going to Chennai
Passenger:That is the driver's fault... Go tell him, please.